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SECRET STASH SAFES
Hide Your Valuables With These Diversion Safes

Made from the actual product containers. Without so much as a seam. The bottom or top twists off to reveal a secret hiding place. The ideal way to protect cash, jewelry and other valuables while at home or traveling. Better than a locked safe, and a thousand times cheaper!

Household product stash safes

Household / Garage Product Stash Safe

What crook would want to steal a can of Kibbles and Bits? Made from real brand names, you choose the style. The bottom unscrews to allow access to your valuables.

Please note: You may be scratching your head about the clear water bottle, but this one is terrific! The bottom is actually a small bottle that can be filled with water, and your valuables rest behind the label! Ingenious!

Style:  

OUR PRICE: $ 17.89


Famous Brand Soda Stash Safes

Keep your secret stash tucked away in these cans, which not only look just like a real soda can, they are weighted to feel the same. The top of the can unscrews to allow access to your goods.

Diet Coke Stash Safe
Coke Stash Safe
7Up Stash Safe
Diet Coke Can
OUR PRICE: $ 9.88

Coke Can
OUR PRICE: $ 9.88

7Up Can
OUR PRICE: $ 9.88


Dr Pepper Stash Safe
Pepsi Stash Safe
Diet Pepsi Stash Safe
Dr. Pepper Can
OUR PRICE: $ 9.88

Pepsi Can
OUR PRICE: $ 9.88

Diet Pepsi Can
OUR PRICE: $ 9.88


A&W Root Beer Stash Safe
Sprite Stash Safe
A&W Root Beer Can
OUR PRICE: $ 9.89

Sprite Can
OUR PRICE: $ 9.88


Famous Brand 2 Liter Soda Bottle Stash Safes

Keep your secret stash tucked away in these bottles, which not only look just like a real 2 liter soda bottles, they are weighted to feel the same. The top of the can unscrews to allow access to your goods.

Coca Cola 2 Liter Bottle Stash Safe
Mug Root Beer 2 Liter Bottle Stash Safe
Welch's Grape Soda Stash Safe
Coca Cola 2 Liter Bottle Stash Safe
OUR PRICE: $ 27.89

Mug Root Beer 2 Liter Bottle Stash Safe
OUR PRICE: $ 27.89

Welch's Grape Soda 2 Liter Bottle Stash Safe
OUR PRICE: $ 27.89


Dr Pepper 2 Liter Bottle Stash Safe
A&W Root Beer 2 Liter Bottle Stash Safe
Dr. Pepper 2 Liter Bottle Stash Safe
OUR PRICE: $ 27.89

A&W Root Beer 2 Liter Bottle Stash Safe
OUR PRICE: $ 27.89


Clock with Hidden Safe

Wall Clock with Hidden Safe

This handy item not only keeps real time, but it keeps your valuables safe as well! Everyone knows that crooks can't tell time, so even though this clock doesn't lock closed, evil villians will never even glance at your secret stash.

OUR PRICE: $ 19.89

Hidden Wall Safe

Hidden Wall Safe

This genius item looks like an ordinary outlet, but surprise - it opens to reveal a secret locked compartment that is large enough to conceal and protect an entire household's worth of money! This 7" x 2 1/2" x 2" vault is designed to fool even the smartest thief, and is super easy to install.

OUR PRICE: $ 9.89

Secuirty Briefs - Dirty Underwear Safe

Security Briefs
"Skid Mark" Stains Prevent Anyone From Touching Them!

These Security Briefs feature a secret pouch with a Velcro fastener to keep your stash in place. The realistic "skid mark" will keep others from touching them!

OUR PRICE: $ 6.89

Budweiser Safe

Budweiser Secret Stash Safe

The King of Beers is now the King of Stash Safes. Hide your loot in this authentic looking Budweiser can.


OUR PRICE: $ 12.89


Red Bull Stash Safe

Red Bull Can Stash Safe

Perfect for your home or dorm. The top unscrews and reveals a compartment perfect for hiding your stash.


OUR PRICE: $ 12.89


Pepsi Stash Safe

Pepsi Bottle Stash Safe

Perfect for your home or dorm. The top unscrews and reveals a compartment perfect for hiding your stash. The bottom and top contain liquid so it looks like a full, unopened 24 FL Oz. Pepsi.


OUR PRICE: $ 19.89


Arizona Stash Safe

Arizona Can Stash Safe

Perfect for your home or dorm. The top unscrews and reveals a compartment perfect for hiding your stash. These Arizona cans are big - 23.5 Fl Oz. - so they can hold plenty of stuff. They're weighted to feel like real, full cans!


OUR PRICE: $ 14.89


Pringles Secret Stash Safe

Pringles Secret Stash Safes

Perfect for your home or dorm. The bottom unscrews and reveals a compartment perfect for hiding your stash. Keep it in your closet and no one will suspect a thing! Please note that you may receive a different type of Pringles can than pictured, for example, Sour Cream or Barbeque.


OUR PRICE: $ 17.89


*Styles May Vary


Secret Book Safe

Secret Book Safe

Made from a real book, keep this novel tucked on your shelf to hide your valuables. Crooks will pass right by these boring reads.

CLEARANCE PRICE: $ 17.89



Secret Dictionary Safe

Secret Dictionary Safe

Looks like a real dictionary...but it is oh so much more! Inside this fake book of words is a stainless steel hidden compartment that can only be opened with a key (2 keys included). It's large enough to keep your bling, your big money, or anything else you don't want lisfted from you.

PRICE: $ 19.89